Bill Murray : Ah. Raelly still tender. Tallahassee : You think you might pull through? Columbus : If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.
Bill Murray : It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.
Little Rock : So do you have any regrets? Little Rock : Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee : I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is. Tallahassee : I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig. Columbus : That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.
Tallahassee : Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time.
Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world yo one of them is Bill fucking Murray.
I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected.
Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies? Columbus : I love Sno-Balls. Tallahassee : I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.
Tallahassee : Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet. Columbus : I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger Tallahassee : You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?
Columbus : Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of watning I was at that age. Little Rock : Twelve's the new twenty. Gun please. Tallahassee : Like you would ever use that thing [Little Rock shoots in the air] Tallahassee : Don't kill me with my own gun.
Tallahassee : Are you fucking with me? Columbus : Uh, no. You should actually limber up as well.
Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
Tallahassee : I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? Columbus : Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose. Tallahassee : I haven't cried like that since "Titanic.
She's spent the last twenty-four hours fucking us both. Little Rock : Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there. Columbus : Wantiny amusement park? Tallahassee : That place totally blows! Just fun for the whole family.